bunnies and o t h e r s – [ headcanon ]

deathascompanion:

          Fluffy animals—
                  They’re like mosquitos to him.
                  To the Doctor, nothing sounds
                  more satisfying than the muffled
                  sounds of a snapping spine and
                  the damped screams that come
                  before it.

     ——   Please don’t let your loving pets out
                  while the Doctor is running free.
                  Don’t show them to him with a
                  smile. Chances are that the next
                  few minutes will be filled with sickening
                  crackling noises.