“Oh dear— Oh dear, this party was a bad idea!”
“Gooooooooooooooood evening, everyone!”

As the Doctor’s voice, a roaring echo set loose, raged through the building, the Time Lord let his gaze flicker past the startled eyes that met his dim ones. Party crashing was oh so fun in his opinion.
“I will be tonight’s entertainment.”
”Oh— Well, we can discuss the details later, handsome.”
“Later–? Why wait? I’ve got a load of pleasuring tools right in the pockets of my jacket.”

”—Okay then. So you bring the pain, I bring the pleasure.”
“Bringing pain and making you suffer– would be my pleasure.”

”You know what they say— pain is so close to pleasure.”
“That’s– That is very true, good man.”

“I’ve always found myself to be one who.. enjoys other’s pains; who.. savours it.”
”I love it when you’re grumpy.”
“Oh, really–? ‘Cause I can show you more of this grumpy if you’d like. It comes in all different sorts of pain.”

M!A: Muse will flirt with everyone they come in contact with for the next 2 days.
”Oh— Sorry. Couldn’t take my eyes off your beautiful lips. They look so very tasty.”
“Shut it or I’ll eat yours.”
